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Monday, November 08, 2010

Ohio man dies after police taser him

November 4, 2010: Mark D. Shaver, 32, Kent, Ohio

A family member alleged that 6 TASER wounds were found on Shaver’s body, alluding that he was struck three times by the device. “That’s incorrect”, said Chief Blough. “As part of our policies and procedures, we downloaded the information from the computer chip contained on the TASER. He was TASERed one time, for a five second revolution.”

Yep - we all know how perfectly accurate the taser's computer chip is - NOT!!! Unlike the rest of us, Chief Blough likely hasn't been paying attention all along.

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